Reef + Beer = .......???!!!

DB9181

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So... Had a party Saturday Night, girlfriend wanted to go to bed so we did. I have no idea what really happened in my house afterwards, nor do 2 roommates remember. But among other things. my bottle of patron was empty... empty bottle of crown royal, and empty bottle of Bacardi. (We have a fully stocked bar in the basement) Oh and my one of my roommates probably has several bruised ribbed because he ate $hit down there stairs due to not seeing the puke (specifically....tacos).

Now to the riddle/title...

To top it off I wake up to see this:
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Yes ladies and gents, thats a full bottle of beer deliberately placed on the rim of my 120gal reef. There is literally a 4inch lip/shelf on the stand around the tank, yet you decide to put your full beer on the one inch rim??!?!?!?!! Had someone jumped or ran in the living room ... which w/ a party of apparently plastered people... that wouldnt be uncommon that beer would have been in the tank.

Needless to say...I was not at all happy with that individual - Though I was asleep, there's only one person that was over that was allergic to gluten and therefore drinking gluten-free beer. Oh and there were 3 of that had tacos...me, one of my roommates, and gluten-free boy, who i also found passed out in the basement. Had it ended up in the tank, Bob probably would not have woken up...ever.
 
Same guy that put the beer bottle on my tank wasted verrrry good tacos. I definitely need to make copies of that sign.

oh and my 30 gallon brute that was FULL of ro/di... Which had plywood over it... And somewhere that ppl were suppose to be... Was used as an actual garbage can.
 
Time to give up the parties or the roomates. I've actually had that happen to me 15 years ago to a 75 g fowlr. Lost about a grand worth of livestock! Never had a party after that again!
 
Rule one: Never go to bed with people still in your house partying and a fully stocked bar.
 
Years ago my roommates had a party when I was out of town. People were jacking around with the aquarium and my somewhat large puffer latched on to a dudes finger. His instinct was to yank his arm back. The puffer was latched on and went flying across the room. They scooped him up and put him back in the tank. He was perfectly fine and lived many more years (the puffer.....I killed the dude).
 
Time to give up the parties or the roomates. I've actually had that happen to me 15 years ago to a 75 g fowlr. Lost about a grand worth of livestock! Never had a party after that again!
not even the devil would condone what i would do to some one that did that
 
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