Five rules to remember in life!

William Lutman

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FIVE RULES TO REMEMBER IN LIFE!

1.Forgive your enemy but remember the bastard's name.

2.Money cannot buy happiness but it's more comfortable to cry in a Mercedes than on a bicycle.

3.Help someone when they are in trouble and they will remember you when they're in trouble again.

4.Many people are alive only because it's illegal to shoot them.

5.Alcohol does not solve any problems,but then again,neither does milk
 
Too funny, especially #5.
RULE#6 : it's better to ask for forgiveness than permission.

(That being said , sorry Will for adding to your list) :dance3:
 
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