I would be outside with a salt shaker,That's right PETA,A SALT SHAKER!!!! (Evil laugh to top it off)
They have these in Washington DC. They are called Congress.
Walk for your lives!!!
A new kind of terrorism !
I bet they got here in an esCargo truck. Haaa! I'm here all week.
Hmmm I bet a 12 gauge shotgun loaded with SLUGS would get rid of these snails!
Feed them the drywall from China! If that does not kill them nothing will.
Giant snails? Finally - a level playing field for competing against the US Post Office...
Since they live here now, they should be called African-American snails???
WELL" EVERYTHING IS BIGGER IN "TEXAS"............!
Are they included in the new immigration amnesty bill?
Butter, Garlic, and a pan will take care of this problem...
Stick a postage stamp on them and use snail mail.