Top three things a non-reefkeeper has said to you when first seeing your tank.......

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"Rambo"
....that made you roll your eyes lol!

Here are mine:

1. Where did you get all of the decorations from? Petco?
2. You paid how much for that? Dang, you're crazy! (after divulging how much I paid for a zoa frag, $20)
3. Did you have to take a class to do the water testing?

I have many more lol!

Let's hear some of yours!
 
"Oh you have shrimp? Perfect! I know what we are eating tonight! Grab the butter and get 'a fryin'!" -my good 'ol dad and various friends.
 
I've gotten the nemo and dory one as well! I usually don't like to tell people how much I pay for stuff. I usually say something along the lines of "it wasn't 5 bucks" lol!
 
"So that is actually alive?" ( I have been asked too many times this question about coral) lol
" Is that a nemo fish?" ( I shake my head in disappointment and say yes)
"How do you clean the glass? ( asked this on my 1200 and then I show them the mag float and they think its is the coolest thing, then they try and move it and can't lol)
"You should put a piranha in there!" ( then I have to teach the customer the difference between fresh and saltwater )

the customers are completely serious when they ask too, and I always
 
Is that fresh water or salt water?

Is that an anemone?

That must be so hard to keep running!
 
"So that is actually alive?" ( I have been asked too many times this question about coral) lol
" Is that a nemo fish?" ( I shake my head in disappointment and say yes)
"How do you clean the glass? ( asked this on my 1200 and then I show them the mag float and they think its is the coolest thing, then they try and move it and can't lol)
"You should put a piranha in there!" ( then I have to teach the customer the difference between fresh and saltwater )

the customers are completely serious when they ask too, and I always

Dang, a 1200 gallon? I've got to find your build thread! Not sure how I missed it! The piranha one is a notorious comment. I had mentioned to several of my non-aquarium friends about trying to catch certain fish and how quick they were only to get the "add a piranha" comment. Sometimes I'm not sure if they're serious, or just joking!

Is that fresh water or salt water?

Is that an anemone?

That must be so hard to keep running!

Those are awesome! lol! The "is it freshwater or saltwater" kills me every time!
 
The top three in a single conversation

Them: Look at the cool crab waving his hands!!
Me: Yes, the anemone crab is cool. What about this coral, fish, etc?
Them: They are ok, but that crab is great! So is all that stuff that waves back and forth.
Me: Argh, yep the crab is pretty cool and so is the torch coral…
Them: Where is Nemo and Dory?
Me: Let’s go do something else now…
 
"What are those cool looking silver balls?" That is nuisance bubble algae :). I have like 4 or 5 little bubbles in my 120 and that is the first thing they notice. Lol
 
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